I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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