Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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