i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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