All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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