Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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