hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
