He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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