pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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