would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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