You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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