awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
where am i from again
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
