Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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