I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
