I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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