are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Can I color on your dick again?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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