Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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