there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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