theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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