what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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