So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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