it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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