I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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