No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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