Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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