i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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