i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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