I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
time to smoke my breakfast
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
COCAINE IS GR8
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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