This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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