Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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