I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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