im gay
i know
yea but for you.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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