Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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