I'm lost and stupid without you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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