Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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