I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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