Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
This is the high leading the old right now
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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