Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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