I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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