I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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