I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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