doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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