Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
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Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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