My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This is the high leading the old right now
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I had to cum in my sink.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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