I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
A+ Viking dick
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
