i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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