Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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