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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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