well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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