I'm going to jail i love you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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