do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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