Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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