So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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