He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
how drunk are you?
Several
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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