i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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