Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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