his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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