I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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